I want you more than these girls want KFC
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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