Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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