I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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