Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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