My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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