Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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