Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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