i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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