Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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