Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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