Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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