Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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