sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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