I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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