Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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