They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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