My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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