I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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