...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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