I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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