who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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