I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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