im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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