Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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