Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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