Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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