At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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