uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
