so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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