i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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