how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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