We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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