ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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