i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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