wakey wakey hands off snakey
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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