I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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