Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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