His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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