If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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