Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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