either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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