I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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