Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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