All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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