I'm drive I can fine osifer
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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