Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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