So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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