Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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