Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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