allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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