come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Randomize
