make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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