Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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