Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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