I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it was like eating out sand paper
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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