If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
