I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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