His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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